eat me next
I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal.
Fucking signal boost this shit
This is one of the most horrific things happening in the world and yet I can’t seem to find out any news about it.
Ambulances, doctors, civilians, children playing on the beach and everyone else are all being killed.
“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”
i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!
i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember
how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?
maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself
do you drink or smoke?
(under his breath) what a loser
My Dad found this while driving and spent twenty minutes chasing it around just to take a picture of it to show me.
you can say things get pretty sexual after 9:00
steve rogers accidentally writing 1941 instead of 2014 on official documents
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
dean winchester + body parts