postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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glory-to-cobrastan:

come with me

and you’ll be

in a world

of image

snapchatting:

*imagines myself working out* okay that’s enough exercise for the year

noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

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mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

sarcastiphilia:

Just so everyone knows, this is not what Laramie Wyoming looks like. It looks a lot more like Purgatory.

weloveshortvideos:

If women flirted like men.

Vine by Allegra Masters

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

wolfie-mcwolferton:

phasecock:

itriedthatonceitwasabadmove:

galactic-paws:

adrians:

so I was shopping for underwear online and this appears

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??? ??!? ?

the longer I look at it the funnier it gets

Dick eyepatch?

now your dick can be the pirate it always wanted to be

The fearless butt pirates we have all heard about.

ridinthebreeze:

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

tumblr said i “liked” your post, but in reality? i loved it. i love you

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.