valleyhurl:

eat me next

cruelbritannia:

I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal. 

theroyaltenenblarghs:

lipstickstainedlove:

descentintotyranny:

Israel begins its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip

Fucking signal boost this shit

This is one of the most horrific things happening in the world and yet I can’t seem to find out any news about it.

Ambulances, doctors, civilians, children playing on the beach and everyone else are all being killed.

invertebro:

morrissarty:






“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat




i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless

MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!
i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember
how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?
maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself

invertebro:

morrissarty:

“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”

what

wat

image

i just stared at this for at least ten minutes

i’m speechless

MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!

i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember

how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?

maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself

  • Doctor:

    do you drink or smoke?

  • Me:

    no

  • Doctor:

    (under his breath) what a loser

karkaboo:

My Dad found this while driving and spent twenty minutes chasing it around just to take a picture of it to show me.

farmanimals:

you can say things get pretty sexual after 9:00

wlntersoldier:

steve rogers accidentally writing 1941 instead of 2014 on official documents 

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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willow-wanderings:

thebicker:

^^^^^HOW PRIVILEGE WORKS.

YES THIS IS EXACTLY IT.

dean winchester + body parts